Post by legoman0991 on Aug 27, 2006 16:00:45 GMT -5
Short and humorous, but also sadly to the point.
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Do you think maybe we should give them all a cow?
THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and it appears that we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians . . . it creates a hostile work environment.
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Do you think maybe we should give them all a cow?
THE CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and it appears that we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians . . . it creates a hostile work environment.
